Singer. Songwriter. Lover. Forrest.
  • oliverdalstonbrownings:

    Sat on this song for absolutely ages and not done anything about it

  • nevereverforgettodream:

    Writing some music in the back of my car earlier while it poured.

  • snorlaxatives:

    me: *eats cookie dough*

    some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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    (via chrismrtin)

  • huffingtonpost:

    Matt Damon Does Ice Bucket Challenge With Toilet Water For 800 Million Without Clean H2O

    Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.

    Find out who Damon challenges here. 

    (via desperatists)

  • mattblum:

    newyrye:

    Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

    I almost never reblog but I had to for this.

    (via h3y-mum)

  • slytheringsnake:

    my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

    and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

    "Maybe i need to use the sleep"

    (Source: spoopyslytheringsnake, via asian)

  • memeguy-com:

    The Jewel Caterpillar

    (via h3y-mum)

  • thecutestofthecute:

    kardashlan:

    haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees

    Awwww nooooo

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    (via kingsleyyy)

  • dutchster:

    when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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    (via asian)